Summer Picnic 2008, Part 1:

Nessie just wants to be left alone:

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Nessie leads a seance, trying to raise the spinach dip:

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"Tom, I'd like you to meet Tom." Two of the 3 Toms, plus Carole:

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The host. (Do I really look that old?):

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Tom and Carole. Tom THINKS that shirt says, "No beer, no happy":

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Tom confusion. Tom puts the moves on Tom's wife:

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Old farts and dead soldiers. Jay wins the prize for loudest shirt:

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Mickey says, "I've got more hair than both these guys put together!":

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Pizzaman vs. the (many, many) Kolsches. Gotta taste them all:

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Huh? The host does a primitive dance of some sort while Tom levitates:

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Apparently, the "Beer Cup Dance" is all the rage in China these days:

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More Kolsches? Damn! Just how many are there?

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Mickey is wondering if it is safe to be this close to Jay's shirt:

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Yes, there were children at the picnic. Most went home with the right parents:

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Things start to get silly. Cut him off?

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The seance finally breaks up. Nessie joins the fun:

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1st and 2nd runner-up in the loud shirt contest. And Mik can't hold the camera straight anymore:

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Too many Kolshes; the wheels start to come off:

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Uh, yeah....

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Just pretend you didn't see this:

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The cause of it all: just a fraction of the dead soldiers remaining after clean-up:

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Don't forget to check out Part 2......